sixpenceee:

Do you ever hear your name being called? But it isn’t anyone around you nor could it have been your imagination, because the voice you heard it in was definitly not the usual voice inside your head. 

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officialfrenchtoast:

realizing that u have a crush on someone u dont have a chance with

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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boongaloo:

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

OH MY GOSH

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

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oxgracexo:

  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza togethercuddl

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